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Hi, if you're reading this you have syphilis because I'm pretty sure you already know me! I ACME LIKE A LOONEY TOON!!!

We all have secrets: the ones we keep… and the ones that are kept from us.

awesome-pics-blog:

unamusedsloth:

How koalas run

awesome-pics-blog:

unamusedsloth:

How koalas run

aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

image

katara:

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

judgeoftheblogosphere:

literally what this website did to some of you

judgeoftheblogosphere:

literally what this website did to some of you

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

Me at 10 PM: fuck man i'm so tired
Me at 4 AM: i must WRITE A NOVEL

male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

awesome-pics-blog:

xfullcanvasx:
“fight me you bitch”

awesome-pics-blog:

xfullcanvasx:
“fight me you bitch”

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

fitness-ting:

justanotherforestelf:

this man deserves an award.

What a beautiful statement he’s making