Intimidate your cereal and let it know that you aren’t playing around. This vintage spoon is engraved with the words “cereal killer,” so that your sweet, sugary breakfast victims know what’s coming just before it’s too late. Sold on Etsy.
Well, this is how we’re gonna end up with sand spider bites, for one. Second, human saliva carries shittons of bacteria and can be toxic to other animals. Third, this is just stupid, wtf are you doing?